Look, facial hair doesn’t work for everyone. Either you resemble a speed cop and a character out of an 80s B-grade detective series at the same time, or you never really made it past the stage of a 16-year-old’s facial fluff. You can’t have it all, bro. Moustaches do command respect and add a certain level of sophistication to the party though, so it would be reckless to deprive yourself completely. Slip on a pair of these Sexy Dappers and walk the ‘tache-talk.
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